Breakfast of Champions

I woke up at 5am to go to the bathroom and couldn't fall back asleep. I finally got up around 5:45am, and being the nice wife that I am, I ran an errand for the husband, and offered to pick him up something for breakfast. His breakfast request was a Monster energy drink. (Yeah, don't get me started on those...I shouldn't support his habit, but anyways....)

So, I ran the errand (taking a picture of a finished job at a school...had to do it before school started), and then stopped at Walgreens because I had to pick up some more prenatal vitamins. With the vitamins and monster drink in hand, I headed to check out counter. I nice looking woman...probably 50-ish rang me up and said, "Oh, should pregnant women being drinking these energy drinks?" I was a bit stunned and just replied, "Um, it's not for me," while thinking in my head, "you old busy-body!"

When I got home, I told Josh the story, and he said I should have replied, "Oh...I should probably stop smoking crack cocaine, too." Oh, Josh.